When one of the humans goes away, there's more space for me on the bed. I like to spread my feets out, but it's difficult when there are two humans. Now I can spread out in the female human's space. The male human and I have been having long lie-ins. Usually the female human tells us off and makes us get up, but she's not here now. We're being naughty bachelor boys.
The female human will tell us off when she gets back, but for now we can enjoy our long lie-ins. It's not all bad when the female human goes away.