I haven't updated my blog for a long time, over one month. Actually, it is not my fault. As you know, the male human is away in England. The female human has to do all my chores now. She is now responsible for my meals (breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, lunch, dinner, second dinner, supper and midnight snack), for cleaning my tray, playing with me, my cuddles, brushing my fluffy belly, and just generally being around for me to bite.
She hasn't had time to update my blog. An important pooka like me needs at least two human staff members. One human just isn't enough. You'd think in this economic climate humans would jump at a chance to work for such an esteemed pooka as myself.
I have spoken sternly to the female human and normal blogging services will resume.