Thursday, August 26, 2010

I am intellectual

My humans like reading books, especially the male human. He has lots and lots and lots of books. He likes to rearrange the books. He is always moving them and putting them in new places. I can't keep up.
I like to rub my chops and teeth on the books. Sometimes I get flakies stuck in my teeth, so I use the books to remove the stuck flakies. This makes the male human really cross. He chases me away from the books. Sometimes I do it on purpose to make him chase me. I like it when we play the chasing game.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

I am Christmasssy

The humans keep talking about Christmas. I think one of them is going away. I don't like it when the humans go away. Last year I got lots of presents. I unwrapped my own presents all by myself. I even helped the humans with theirs. I was even sent a special present from England by my grandma. I am a lucky, loved, spoiled pooka.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

I am piratey


Saturday, August 21, 2010

I am strict

The male human was very lazy today. He fell asleep listening to music in the living room. The female human found him at 4:30am when she got up to make my breakfast. He was still wearing headphones. She made him go to bed.
When the female human left at 9am, she told me to wake the male human up before midday. I thought the male human was being very lazy, so I woke him up at 11:45am. I yowled at him for a while but it didn't work, so I bit him. Then he woke up. The female human was very happy with me. She said I was good and gave me lots of flakies.

Friday, August 20, 2010

I am adored

My humans adore me. The female human shows her love with lots of cuddles and brushing my fur on the balcony.
The male human shows his love with fish flakies and play fighting.
The humans said they love me so much, they're going to take me on a road trip to the Vee Eee Tee soon.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

I am vain

I love looking at myself in the mirror. I am rather a handsome chap. I like looking at my humans in the mirror, too. I like to watch them while still having my back to them. I feel superior. The humans say I am strange. They think I shouldn't look at myself in the mirror.

I am cuddlesome

My human is cuddling me. I am cuddling my big, red mousie. There are lots of cuddles happening.
I like cuddles. Sometimes when I finish cuddling, I can bite the humans.
I like my big, red mousie. My grandma brought me it from England. Sometimes the humans put nip on him to make me cuddle him crazy. I love my mousie with a bit of nip.
I love my humans too, I suppose.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

I am lazy

I didn't update my blog for a long time. The human said I was lazy. She said if I didn't spend so much time flumping out on the sofa, I would get more done. She doesn't realise I am doing lots on the sofa. Sometimes I nom treats, I sleep, I doze, I rest, I nap, I stretch, I roll over, I wash, I dream, I bite, I scratch.... All that just on one sofa. I'm a very productive pussum.