I am comfy

The humans like reading in bed. When the female human reads in bed, she likes to prop up lots of pillows to rest on. It looks very comfy. I waited until the female human had finished reading and went for a shower. While she was away, I stole her comfy pillows. Then, I slept in until 1pm. I was a very happy, comfy pussmatats.

I am cold

Winter is coming. Snow. Frost. Nommy window condensation. But winter is cold. I don't like the cold. I may have lots of fur and 'big bones' but I feel the cold very easily.
Luckily, the humans have a magical table that keeps my belly nice and toasty. They call it "The Kotatsu". This magical table has a heater on the middle of the underside and a nice blanket around the edge to keep the warm in. The female human put the blanket on this week and now we cuddle up together underneath the 'Tatsu' to keep warm.
The male human despairs at the both of us.

I am quenched

My humans think I'm weird. I like water. I like drinking water, wherever it is. Sometimes I drink the water in the bottom of the plant pots. Sometimes I drink the male human's bath water when he's in the bath. Sometimes I lick shower water off the female human's leg. I even drink rain water from the puddles on the balcony.
But my new favourite water to drink is condensation water. Now winter is coming, the window get all misted up and make me nice droplets of water to drink.
I am a very happy Pooka.

I am mean

My humans have been bugging me recently. They didn't do anything particularly wrong, they just bug me. So, I have been biting them more. The humans don't seem to like this very much. If I'm sitting on their laps, they soon push me off. How dare they? Push me, the fur, off their laps? I am sulking in the bedroom now. I am most displeased.

I am pouncy

The male human was reading his book quietly. He didn't realise I was being a tiger. I stalked my prey, creeping down the hall and into the bedroom. When the male human was distracted, I pounced and captured him.
I am a fearsome tiger.

I am displeased

The humans keep giving me cardboard boxes to play with. What do they think I am? Some kind of vagrant? The boxes are interesting for a little while and I do try to show some gratitude, but really, how cheap of them! These humans must think I'm stupid.

I am lethargic

With the female human not being here, the male human and I have been staying in bed later in the mornings.

I have been worrying about the male human leaving, like the female human did, so I've been keeping a close eye on the male human to make sure he doesn't leave either.

But all this surveillance work is exhausting. I need to lie down and get my energy back.