I am ambidextrous

I have four big paddy paws. I can use all my paddy paws equally. For example, if I wanted to scratch the male human, I can just use the paw that is closest to him. It is very useful. Also, my paws are very big. I have long pooka toes and sharp pooka claws. The female human tries to trim my claws sometimes, but I don't let her.

I am seated

The female human likes to cuddle me. She thinks I am a very cuddly pooka. She lets me sit on her lap when she gives me a cuddle. She makes a very comfortable chair.
I like sitting on the humans. When I sit on them, I like to slurp my paw and pretend I'm with my momma. Sometimes I do this for over 15 minutes. The humans try to move me, but I am a stubborn pooka and cannot be easily moved. They should do as they're told.

I am crazy

I love fighting with the male human. It's one of my favourite things to do. He's not a bad fighter, but I am better. I have claws and big teeth. The male human has teeth as well, but he never uses them. Soft human.
We like wrestling the best. I have a winning move. When the male human starts fighting with me, I roll on my back and engage all of my feets and claws. I have big bunny feets at the back. I get the male human with kangaroo kicks. Then I use my front feets to hold the male human while I bite him.
I am a supreme fighter.

I am lion-esque

I like to sit on the sofa with the male human. He is very comfy to lean against. His leg makes a nice pillow. He likes to drink beer and read his books on the sofa. Sometimes I try to steal his beer. I get in trouble. The humans say I can't have beer. Or wine. They are mean.
I look like a lion when I sit on the sofa. I am a regal, handsome pooka.

I am cocooned

One of my many toys is my leopard tunnel. My leopard tunnel is crunchy and fun to climb in. The female human made it into a bendy tunnel for me. I decided to pook out in the bendy tunnel, but I didn't quite fit. I am a majestic long-cat.

I am cuddly

The male human is very comfy. And very biteable. He tastes like salt and cheese. I like to nom his arm. He thinks I'm being cute and cuddly, but really it's because I don't want him escaping while I'm having a nom.
When I'm finished nomming, I like to have a kip.

I am lethargic

Yawn! The sun is waking me up earlier and earlier these days. I keep asking the humans for my breakfast when I wake up, but they don't seem too pleased with the earlier wake-up call. Don't they realise I have a lot of sunbathing to catch up on now that Spring has finally started? Lazy humans with their 7am lie-ins.