Before the male human went away, he built me a fort. It's the best fort in the world. It has a chop-stick door, a big red rat guard on the roof, and a propagator drawbridge.
The female human is no fun. She doesn't play with me properly. She tries to entice me with my chopsticks, she shakes my mousies, she twirls my ribbons, nips up my big fishy and my red rat.... But she's just lacking in something.
That's right. Coming to a tea room, or a pub near you, one monster Hokkaido wild cat.
The male human likes to reorganise his books. Recently, he decided he had too many books, so he is going to sell them to the secondhand bookshop. Of course, to do this, the male human needed a cardboard box. I love cardboard boxes. They are one of my favourites. I helped the male human organise his books. I am a smart, well-read Pooka.
I am sad. My lovely Papa has gone away for a while. I know I complain about the humans, but I love them really. I miss my Papa. He has gone away to talk to other people. I miss fighting with him, I miss biting his hands and arms, I miss all my extra dinners (second breakfast, lunch, second dinner, supper), I miss my snacks, but most of all, I miss my afternoon cuddles on the sofa. I have been such a sad Pooka, I didn't write on my blog for two weeks. Luckily, my lovely Mama is here to give me extra cuddles (although she draws the line at extra meals).
