I am cross at the female human. I don't know what she did, but I am cross at her. She keeps inviting me over to sit on her lap and have cuddles, but I'm not interested. She even offered me some noms, but I'm not falling for that trick (especially when it is so easy to get noms from the male human).
Despite my clear lack of interest, she keeps trying to cuddle me. So, I bit her. Maybe she's got the message now. I'm a mean pooka.