Sometimes my human will ignore me completely and play with this thing instead. I don't get it. It doesn't sound good, doesn't smell good, doesn't taste good and looks very strange. I don't like her playing with it. I sat on it, but it's not very comfortable. When the human took the headphones out, it made a horrible noise. She doesn't like me climbing on it and tells me off. Sometimes she even picks me up and puts me on the floor.
I don't think that's very fair.