My human bought a toaster yesterday. It came in a big paper bag. I like big paper bags. They smell nice and make good noises. I can hide in them and jump out at the humans. Much fun. My human gave me an ultimatum; either stop the late night breakfast demands or live in a paper bag on the balcony. I tried out the paper bag for size, but I don't think it's a workable option... I may get my revenge later.... or earlier this morning.