I have big, sharp, pointy teeth. The humans think my teeth are very long and scary. I like to put my teeth in the male human's arms and nom him. The best bit is the boney, knuckle bit at his wrist. I really like to nom that bit.
I don't bite the female human. She's not as fun to nom and she kinda tastes a little like green tea and apples. The male human tastes like beer and ham and cheese and Marmite.