I am rapacious

Further to my difficulties with the female human's computer use, there is also the problem of the computer's position within the house. I don't know how or why it does it, but the computer always takes the Warmest Spot. The Warmest Spot seems to move around the house at random, but wherever it is, that computer is always on it... I have to move the computer if I want to sit on the Warmest Spot.
The female human gets cross at me when I move the computer. Sometimes when I try to move the computer, I accidentally sit on it and make the screen change. Then the female human gets very cross and puts me on the floor. Stupid computer.