Winter is coming. Snow. Frost. Nommy window condensation. But winter is cold. I don't like the cold. I may have lots of fur and 'big bones' but I feel the cold very easily.
Luckily, the humans have a magical table that keeps my belly nice and toasty. They call it "The Kotatsu". This magical table has a heater on the middle of the underside and a nice blanket around the edge to keep the warm in. The female human put the blanket on this week and now we cuddle up together underneath the 'Tatsu' to keep warm.
The male human despairs at the both of us.