The male human was very lazy today. He fell asleep listening to music in the living room. The female human found him at 4:30am when she got up to make my breakfast. He was still wearing headphones. She made him go to bed.
When the female human left at 9am, she told me to wake the male human up before midday. I thought the male human was being very lazy, so I woke him up at 11:45am. I yowled at him for a while but it didn't work, so I bit him. Then he woke up. The female human was very happy with me. She said I was good and gave me lots of flakies.