Saturday, July 23, 2011

I am fortified

Before the male human went away, he built me a fort. It's the best fort in the world. It has a chop-stick door, a big red rat guard on the roof, and a propagator drawbridge.
When I gets back to England, I want him to build me another fort. But I want a moat next time. And a couple of turrets. And a dragon.

4 comments:

  1. Why are you putting out this dull shit? Don't you have anything better to do?

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  2. Why are you commenting on this "dull shit"? Don't you have anything better to do?

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  3. Obviously I have far better things to do than nasty little internet trolls.
    Mary, Mary, dull and hairy,
    Thinks that all is shit,
    With silver tongue, no sense of fun,
    Go home and pop your zits.

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  4. Kuma, when you get to the UK I think you should become Poet Laureate xKuma, when you get to the UK I think you should become Poet Laureate x

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