That's right. Coming to a tea room, or a pub near you, one monster Hokkaido wild cat.
The humans are going back to England and they love me so much, they're taking me with them. I'm going to Engerlands!!! I am told they have many Marmitey treats there and all kinds of wonderful cheeses. There was also mention of a 'house' with a 'staircase' and 'exercise that fat cat'. I have no idea of whom they are speaking.
The female human mentioned something about an 11-hour flight.... I'm not looking forward to that, but she has promised to take me on the shortest, most direct route possible, with minimum separation time from my lovely mama. I suppose I can cope with that.
EXCITING!!!! Maybe you will come with mama to meet lots of ladies from the internet? I'm fairly sure one of them will bring you a treat (I may have some nip going spare!)
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