I am sneezy

The female human says I have a small cold. I am sneezing and I have a blocked nose. She says it's because autumn is here and now it's cold. I don't like autumn. I like summer. In summer, the sun is warm and toasty on my belly. I can roll around on the balcony while the female human sunbathes.
If the male human were here, I could give him a cuddle. He is warmer and toastier than the female human. Also, he gives me more treats.

I am fortified

Before the male human went away, he built me a fort. It's the best fort in the world. It has a chop-stick door, a big red rat guard on the roof, and a propagator drawbridge.
When I gets back to England, I want him to build me another fort. But I want a moat next time. And a couple of turrets. And a dragon.

I am nonchalant

The female human is no fun. She doesn't play with me properly. She tries to entice me with my chopsticks, she shakes my mousies, she twirls my ribbons, nips up my big fishy and my red rat.... But she's just lacking in something.
I miss my male human. He knows how to play properly. He fights! He wrestles! He chases! Now he's not here, I am not getting my daily dose of play. I can't wait to see the male human again and get some proper playing done.