I am airborne

It was the female human's birthday last week. She got balloons. I didn't get balloons for my birthday. I like balloons. I made a plan. I was going to use the balloons to float up to the sideboard so I could get my flakies and bickies. But it turned out that two balloons are not enough to lift even the slim pooka.
Later the female human tied one of my mousies to the balloons, so he floated across the living room. I wasn't very pleased about that. My mousie was too high. The female had to float the balloons over the sofa so that I could reach him.

I am topical.

Not like skin cream. I am up to date with current affairs and world news. There are lots of bad bankers being paid lots of money for doing not much or doing things wrong. If I were a banker I would stockpile flakies and tuna. There's always a demand for them, in this house at least.
The female human has a good chair. It's her computer chair. I like the computer chair because it's tall and squishy. I can jump onto the desk from this chair. It's especially good after the female human has been sitting in it because it's all warm and cosy. I wait until she goes to the bathroom or to get wine and then I steal her chair. She says I'm a naughty tiger.
The female human hasn't weighed me for a while. Maybe she's forgotten about my diet... She said next time she's going to put a photo update of my slimness. I don't know why she bothers. I've always been a handsome pooka.

I am invisible

Not really. The female human came home the other day and found a pooka-shaped hole in the bed. I was cold, so I moved the duvet out of the way and made myself a nice little nest to keep toasty in. I even pulled out a bit of the female human's pyjamas because they smell like the female human. She thought it was very funny.
In other news, the female human and I have moved into a new flat and it doesn't have interwebs until February 21st, so I can't update my blog so well at the moment. Normal service will resume soon.

I am sophisticated

The female human told me off. She has wine. I like wine. It is nommy. I try to steal it when she isn't looking. I am not suposed to drink wine. The female human says that pookas are not allowed alcohol. She is mean. She drinks alcohol all the time. It's not fair. I want wine too...

I am festive

Merry Christmas, humans. I am having my first Christmas in England. I got some presents. I got nip toys and rolly balls. I am a spoilt pooka. And I got special Christmas food too! I had smoked salmon, scrambled eggs and bickies for breakfast. Then for lunch, I had turkey skin and bickies. I loved the turkey skin. The female human says I may also have one finger lick of port later tonight. I like port. It's like super red wine.
I met a lot of new humans today. I met grandma humans, aunt and cousin humans... Too many humans. I was overwhelmed with humans, so I stayed upstairs and flumped out on the bed.
Merry Christmas and a Furry New Year.
皆様、メリークリスマス！=^.^=

I am alive

I am alive! My mama still loves me! I have a warm bed and noms! I have been on an adventure, the biggest adventure any pooka has ever been on.
On Saturday morning at 7am, my lovely mama handed me to a kind Japanese man who took me away in his truck. I thought she didn't love me any more and I had to go live with this Japanese man instead. I was a very sad pooka. Then the nice Japanese man took me to the airport and gave me to some other people. They put stickers on my cage and called me "Premium Cargo". That was more like it! It was very noisy. They took me to the airplane and loaded me into the back where it was warm and dark and quiet. I was very scared, so I hid under my blanket and didn't even bother to growl at the airport humans. Eventually the plane took off, but I couldn't see anything because there were no window seats in my section. I went to sleep...
When I woke up, some other humans were taking me off the airplane. They were speaking a funny language, but it sounded kinda similar to the male and female humans. I was taken to another place and put in a room all by myself. I wanted to stretch my legs, but these humans said I was the grumpiest looking pooka they had ever seen and they didn't want to let me out because I was too scary. They were smart humans. Finally my lovely mama arrived! She hadn't given me away! She took me home in a nice car with some other humans. She even offered me some roast chicken but I wasn't hungry. Now I am an English pooka. This is my new favourite spot.

I am ready

I'm going to Engerland. First I have to go to Narita tomorrow and have a check-up. Then, on Saturday, I will go to Engerland. I have to go on the plane two times. I am not a happy pooka. But the female human has made me a super comfy compartment to travel in. She put a soft pillow in the bottom and a cozy blanket pocket on top. I can go in the pocket if I get cold. It has crunchy foil inside and there's even a little nip pouch where I can stash my nip. I like my travel case.
But the female human says I have to leave my nice warm apartment to go to Engerland! And before that, I have to go to the vet to have vaccinations for ticks and tapeworms!! As if I would have any of those kinds of things. How rude!