I am airborne

It was the female human's birthday last week. She got balloons. I didn't get balloons for my birthday. I like balloons. I made a plan. I was going to use the balloons to float up to the sideboard so I could get my flakies and bickies. But it turned out that two balloons are not enough to lift even the slim pooka.
Later the female human tied one of my mousies to the balloons, so he floated across the living room. I wasn't very pleased about that. My mousie was too high. The female had to float the balloons over the sofa so that I could reach him.