I am royal

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama
I like the sunshine. It warms my belly. In summer, it warms the balcony and then I can roll around warming my belly and my back at the same time. I don't like winter. There is less sunshine. The female human is happy because now I wake up at 7am, rather than 4am.

I am sexy

This is my sexy pose. I think it shows off all my good points. Well, all my points are good, but these are my more good points. First, there's my lovely, furry, soft belly. The female human says I have the softest belly in the world. Second, my "here's looking at you, kid" paw pose. And finally, my slow, sexy wink.
I am a sex kitten.

I am reunited

The female human has returned from England. I had fun with the other male human, but I missed 'my' humans. The female human brought me treats from my grandma. They are cheese and chicken crunchy treats. They are very nommy.
The other male human was good company. He likes naps. I like naps too. Sometimes we napped together. He was an adequate heater. But I am glad my female human is back. I missed our lap cuddles.

I am chilly

It is cold. I don't like the cold. It is cloudy as well, so I can't sunbathe in the toasty sunshine. The female human has finally put the tatsu on. I love the tatsu. It is toasty and warms and dark and comfy. The female human and I have been pooking out under the tatsu recently.

I am Swedish

The humans have a bag. I like bags. This is my favourite bag. It's big and blue and crunchy and is usually filled with comfy laundry. This delightful bag comes from IKEA in Sweden. I think Sweden must be a wonderful place, to make such fantastic bags, so I have decided I will be Swedish from now on (or until next dinner time). I am the Alexander Skarsgard of the pussum world.
Maybe I should start a fan club...

I am sneezy

The female human says I have a small cold. I am sneezing and I have a blocked nose. She says it's because autumn is here and now it's cold. I don't like autumn. I like summer. In summer, the sun is warm and toasty on my belly. I can roll around on the balcony while the female human sunbathes.
If the male human were here, I could give him a cuddle. He is warmer and toastier than the female human. Also, he gives me more treats.

I am groomed

There's nothing I like better than relaxing on the floor and slurping my paws.
Well, after flakies, and Marmites, and lap cuddles, and fighting with the male human.
Actually, there's lots of things that I like better than paw slurping, but I do enjoy a good paw slurp every now and again, especially when I can't find the female human for a balcony brush.