I am musical

The female human has lots of annoying habits. She spends too much time on The Computer. She has another keyboard that annoys me. She calls it The Piano. I don't like The Piano. It's even noisier and more annoying than The Computer. Sometimes the female human plays it and makes lots of noise. She can't hear me calling for my fourth dinner. When she's not listening, I just on The Piano and make an even louder noise than the female human. Then she gets cross at me and dumps me on the floor in a very undignified manner. She's always getting cross at me for something or other. I think she needs a cattitude adjustment.