Recently the female human has been trying to take photos of me to show my new slimness, but I won't sit or lie in the same positions for the purposes of comparison. This annoys the female human greatly. I think it's funny.
The female human has lots of annoying habits. She spends too much time on The Computer. She has another keyboard that annoys me. She calls it The Piano. I don't like The Piano. It's even noisier and more annoying than The Computer. Sometimes the female human plays it and makes lots of noise. She can't hear me calling for my fourth dinner. When she's not listening, I just on The Piano and make an even louder noise than the female human. Then she gets cross at me and dumps me on the floor in a very undignified manner. She's always getting cross at me for something or other. I think she needs a cattitude adjustment.
Further to my difficulties with the female human's computer use, there is also the problem of the computer's position within the house. I don't know how or why it does it, but the computer always takes the Warmest Spot. The Warmest Spot seems to move around the house at random, but wherever it is, that computer is always on it... I have to move the computer if I want to sit on the Warmest Spot.
I am an important pooka. As such, I require 100% of the female human's attention 100% of the time. Sometimes she likes to use her computer and stops paying attention to me. I am not at all impressed with this kind of behaviour. I show the female human how displeased I am by jumping onto the desk and sitting in front of or on her computer. The only time she should be using the computer is to write out my blog for me. Everything else is frivolous and unnecessary.