I am seated

I am a sneaky pooka. The female human has a comfy seat, next to the tatsu. It's nice and warm. I waited until she went into the kitchen to get a beer and then I pounced. The comfy seat was mine. I curled up all cozy with my bum near the nice, warm tatsu. The female human was not happy when she got back. She went to get the male human. Pft! As if I, the pooka, am scared of the male human. He laughed at me (ha, take that female human!) and I was allowed to keep the comfy seat.
Unfortunately, the female human stole it back while I was at the litter tray. I can wait. She has to move sometime....