The female human has abandoned me with her humans. She has gone on holidays. I don't know why these humans like holidays so much. You have to leave your nice, warm, comfortable home and go other places. Other places usually means the Vee Eee Tee. But the other humans have comfy chairs like the female human has. One of the humans left his chair unattended, so I decided to keep it warm for him. I am a good, considerate house guest.
