I am theatrical

Jazz hands!

I am toasty

It is winter. I am cold.
But the humans have some wonderful devices to keep me toasty.

They have a tall, black toasty machine.

And they have a wide, white toasty machine.
I like it best when I have both.
I am a toasty pooka.

I am bad

Yesterday, I got in big trouble. I was a very naughty pooka. I yowled at the male human all day. The female human was at work, but when she came back for lunch, I yowled at her and dug my claws in her thigh.
She tried to give me a sofa cuddle later, but I was very naughty and gave her a bunny kick. Only, I missed and kicked the dinner plates off the radiator and onto the floor. One broke and made a very loud noise, so I jumped off the female human and scratched her shoulder in the process.
Then the humans ate their dinner and ignored me, so I dug my claws into the male human's thigh because he wouldn't get my stool for me. I like to sit with the humans while they eat dinner.
The humans were very cross at me.

I am owlish

Sometimes I like to dazzle the humans with my feats of acrobatic brilliance. I just jump onto the back of the sofa, but from the way they react, one would think I were a member of Cirque du Soleil.
When I sit on the back of the sofa, the female human says I look like Totoro. Totoro is a magical Japanese character. He is big and looks like a cat/owl. He sleeps a lot.
I don't like to stay on the sofa long. It's not very comfortable and there is nowhere to put flakies.

I am six

It's my birthday today. I am six.
The humans don't know when my birthday is, so they decided it was today.

They brought home a bag of presents for me.

There were whirly turtles and new nip for my nip fishy.

I am pleased with their offerings.

The nip is nommy.

I am a very happy birthday pooka.